Wednesday, December 2, 2009

How to conquer the pre-Christmas budgeting blues

Looking forward to a frugal Christmas?

Who said the world of budgeting could ever be simple? Who said it was an easy task to set your mind to and create good spending and savings habits? Well, actually, that person was me. I plead ‘guilty’ for saying this sort of thing in various articles, reviews and even in my cookery-on-a-budget book (which I saw going for 1 copper penny on Amazon the other week – I was both mortally offended, and highly pleased at the bargain price I subsequently paid for an extra copy).

The truth is, I have never found budgeting easy. Oh, I check my bank statement every day online, and I set up clever direct debit and standing order payments into various savings accounts, so that a little bit goes into my untouchable ISA and into my ‘rainy day’ cash account. So that’s a big tick. Yaay me.

I also make sure that, every month, I pay off a set amount of whatever’s outstanding on the mastercard – you know, the card that you only use ‘for holidays and pay it right back as soon as you get paid’. Which as we all know, is excellent advice and total rubbish. What a ‘for holidays’ mastercard actually means is, I’ve lost my bank card and this will do. Or, I’m going to get AirMiles if I use my mastercard in this store (regardless of the transaction charge I know I’ll get hit with or the high interest rates compared with my bank card).

What actually has happened the past month is that I’ve been shellacked by my own inability to budget and pay attention to anything.

For example, I have several cardinal rules to budgeting:

1) Bring food to the office, don’t buy.
For the past two weeks, I have forgotten each day to bring my lunch with me. I’ve left gorgeous home-made pies and pasta in the fridge, then not eaten when I’ve got home. This is because party season is upon us, and, while I’m scouring the room for canapés at various press parties, I forget that I’ve got a potential, and far healthier, dinner waiting for me next to the milk and cold meats. By the time I get home, it’s too late and I’m too full. And the next morning, I am too tired to remember to bring it in with me. Hence, I have spent a LOT of money on my card popping to prêt-a-minger or Make Mine.

2) Always remember to have some cash in your wallet
FAIL. Why use cash when taxi drivers take cards?

3) Always use public transport
But… the teeteringly high heels… the long nights partying with London’s financial elite… the rain… FAIL

4) Always pay off any online orders immediately
Stupidly, I saw a lot of craft material (cards and beads, not the witchy type) in a 24 Studio magazine, which would be great for the craft fair I am going to do. I estimated that the relatively low prices of these (cheaper than most craft stores) would mean the margins I would get on my products would be higher, and, consequently, the profit would be greater.

Epic fail: I did not read the small print, namely that I had to pay the balance in 14 days from receipt of the letter. I did not READ the letter, as I did not GET the letter until two days after the deadline had passed. Thank you, Post Office. Thus, what had been a £27 bill became a £47 bill – 100% interest in the form of a ‘Failure to pay’ fee. If I hadn’t paid it when I did, it would have gone up to £67.

Of course, in this case, I would advise you all to ring the provider immediately and explain the situation – the postal strike, the promise to pay the original amount at once by phone if they will waive the fee this time… but I’d actually read the letter in disgust, and, having come back from a late-night press party, thrown it down on the bookcase with a nonchalant ‘meh’ and only realised two weeks later that I’d better pay up, and fast.

5) Never admit that you struggle to budget
I have to admit that I’m actually usually very good with money. But there are times when budgeting just seems to go out of the window, and November-January are those times.

I guess my advice to anyone feeling a little blue about their excessive spending and insubstantial saving over these months is – ‘don’t feel guilty’. Guilt will make you feel hopeless about saving, and hopelessness will lead to budget fatigue and any efforts that you have made will go out of the window completely.

I suggest that you make a list of all the ‘extra’ things that you have spent over the three months – things you would not be spending on throughout the rest of the year. Add that all up, and think to yourself: “That’s my one-off spending for the year. It’s not a hole in my budget – it’s my additional expenses budget for these months! I planned this and I can manage it. I’m going to save that much during the other months next year and make myself feel better when Christmas 2010 comes around.”

Then treat yourself to another slab of organic turkey. You’ve earned it.

Friday, May 8, 2009

FAIL!

FAIL dog

Some days, things just go like this...

But I found 'Drifters' in Boot's the Chemist. Happy Happy days! (Very nice chocolate bar from the 90s)

:)

Monday, April 13, 2009

How Smart is your Right Foot????

*HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?*


*You have to try this please it takes 2 seconds. I could
not believe this!!! It is from an orthopaedic
surgeon............ This will boggle your mind and you
will keep you trying over and over again to see if you
can outsmart your foot, but you can't. It's
pre-programmed in your brain!*


*1. Without anyone watching you (they will think you are
GOOFY!!) and while sitting at your desk in front of your
computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make
clockwise circles with it.*


*2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the
air with your right hand.. Your foot will change
direction. I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can
do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but
before the day is done you are going to try it again, if
you've not already done so.*


*Send it to your friends to frustrate them too.*


*I just did!!*

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Does anybody want this blog?

Hello folksies

I hope you are all good and having fun. I'm finding this blog hard to manage as well as keeping up with the Mermaid one.

It's hard enough trying to monitor and clean up my act on the Mermins account - you will have noticed I've put on comment moderation and am not being so rude and ranty. It's because I am aware that my responsibilities within the Christian community mean more people look up to me as an example, especially younger folk, and I don't want them to see something that might confuse them or knock them down. And I am so glad that you all respect that and are kind and generous in your comments and contact with me, so I want to thank you all for that. It means a lot to me.

But I don't want to impose those restrictions on The Careless Sigh. It's your blog as much as it is mine. So, if any of you want it, please let me know how I can change it so that it becomes moderated by one of you - perhaps Daddy or Daisy or Trubes can do this as you are some of the most prolific writers?

That way I can still see what you're up to and think about you each day when things get too much or when things go well for you - and I don't have to worry that the Hitch is filthing up the screens!!! :) Poor old hitch - does anyone know where he's gone? Has he flounced off for good?

Please let me know if you want this blog and if you know how I can change ownership? I'd be very grateful and promise to splash me mermaidy tail on your blogs more often xxxxx

Monday, January 5, 2009

Why Men are Happier than Women

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Our last name stays put. The garage is all ours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. We can be President. We can never be pregnant. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. We can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell us the truth. The world is our urinal. We never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at our chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. We know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. We can open all your own jars. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be our friend.

My underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough for me.

We almost never have strap problems in public. I am unable to see wrinkles in my clothes.. Everything on my face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. We only have to shave our face and neck.
We can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. We can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. We can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache, providing our wives let us.

I can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder we men are happier.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

A pill a day, keeps the doctor in pay

Pill Popping Thirty Somethings

Hola all and sundry! I hope that you are well and have had a wonderful Christmas!

I've just calculated that in the past three months, I have probably taken enough pills to get me put into the Priory, if I were wealthy enough for such a luxury holiday with various celebs.

I've ingested:
Lanzaprazole,
Prochlorperazine
Aspirin
Anadin extra
Nurofen Express
Vicks day medication
Sudafed night medication
Paracetamol
Lemsip

I've snorted:
Vicks First Defence
Vicks tubes
Vicks Vaporub (think there is a pattern emerging here)

I've injected
Something weird, a clear unctuous medication which was to line my stomach

And I've rubbed on
Vicks vaporub
Some herbal crap to cure headaches.

I think, on reflection, it would have been cheaper to buy a bottle of brandy and some smokes, for all the good all this has done me.

:(

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Christmas Greetings

This is especially for Mermaid to wish her a very wonderful Christmas and a peaceful and prosperous New Year. It seem such a long time since you have written on your blog, I can only assume you must be 'a courting' and, or, very busy!

Today we are putting the final touches to Christmas, I've just made a load of Trubies special recipe Cranberry and Port Sauce...Hic...One for the pot and one for me ..if you know what I mean.

Merry Christmas one and all.



Di.xxxxxx

Sunday, September 28, 2008

29 Reasons to Smile

This day I found 29 things to smile about:

1a.. Hillary isn't president!

1b.. My ex-Wife and I divorced over religious differences.
She thought she was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them

4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5.. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
.
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9.. I'm not a complete idiot - - Some parts are just missing.

10... Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

12.. God must love stupid people; he made so many.

13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

18.. Procrastinate Now!

19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes

21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
thousand times the memory.

26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a
pig.

27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Appreciate every single thing you have,
especially your friends!
Life is too short and friends are too few!

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Coping..

Well so what?

Over the last five years I lost my 'place on the housing ladder' - more than 50,000 pounds on a failed business and my marriage of seventeen years yet there is still worse things can happen. Living alone now in a rented furnished place with a sea view - barely two rooms I also run an allotment for which it is my habit to collect recycling stuff for the compost bins. One day a few months back I noticed that this separate rubbish bag was a bit smelly and grotty and hadn't been emptied in a while. So I just stuck the lot in the normal rubbish and left it to go to the collection. Not very green but practical. The next morning I took that out for collection and went to work. In the evening I cam home and fed the dog, to my horror beneath his bowl I found dozens of squirming maggots. Feverishly and hair standing on end I collected them up, but beneath everything there was more . Under the sofa, the rugs, in the bottom of the curtains, in the newspapers under the X-box and the computer. I was in a kind of fugue hoovering them up. Then I had to empty the hoover bag. Wriggling and squirming they were digging into the carpet and had spread into the hall - under the doors, beneath the bookcase, the TV and the cooker... I have a skin crawling horror of these insects. Not a phobia just a principled dislike.

The more I cleaned the more I found even into the bathroom and the stair well. Each new discovery reawakening the horror of it all.

I can only say that I was very unused to looking after myself. I didnt know how to properly keep things clean and wholesome and I had no idea that a maggot infestation could spread so far and with such speed.

Guess what?

I am still alive and OK. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
I can manage.
I am a rock . I am an island.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Good News

Yesterday we collected our youngest daughter Astrid, from hospital, after having had laser treatment to remove a large kidney stone, which was embedded in her left kidney.
Had the procedure not been successful the kidney would have had to be removed, a very worrying prospect indeed.
Thankfully the procedure was successful and the kidney was saved. I can't tell you how relieved we all are. She's suffered intermitently with kidney stones sinch she was 15yrs. old, she's now 31. It is an excruciatingly painful condition and there is no known reason what causes it, other than the body producing too much calcium.

So, our darling daughter is well and happy again. I'm so relieved, apart from getting down on my knees and thanking God I am going to set about raising some money for the Kidney research Fund, via my husband's golf club friends and family.

Just thought I'd share this. My heartfelt gratitude to the Doctors knows no bounds, I really thought she was going to lose the kidney, which is a worrying prospect in one so young.

Ah well, Alls well that ends well !

Oh Happy Day....Thankyou God....Thankyou....

Monday, July 14, 2008

Not a good idea to try to Surf on a calm Lake



The above picture would give you an idea of what Grand Lake looked like on Saturday Night. Up at the Camp, we had a Hawaiian Night theme for a dance. So most of us dressed up in Grass Skirts and Leis with coconuts for support and I had a surf Board as part of my costume. Well the Band ( I mean one guy on keyboard was playing Surfing USA by the Beach Boys. He was good by the way.) Name of the band was LODI (idol) backwards.

Well yours truly was into the Tequila with rum and beer chasers. I had a bright florescence yellow Hawaiian shirt and grass skirt, flowers in my hair with a straw hat and sun glasses. I yelled rather foolishly "Cowabunga Dude, Surfs Up". So I grabbed my surf board, I was dancing on and ran off to the rather shallow beach and jumped into the water. I hit the shore lline rather hard and smacked myself in the face with the board. With the rather heavy impact in the shallow water and the sand. Slid out a little into the lake and rolled off the surf board managed to scrape my knee and got soaked anyways. I do not think I was able to hang ten but probably a minus -11 for technique. Got a lot of laughs. Hey we are a short time living and a long time Dead. So might as well enjoy life when you can. ( what was I thinking. I wasn't)

So calm water and surfing do not mix especially when one is rather full of spirits. Hey I had another one or two ( tequila) to dull the pain ,will post a picture of what state I was in when I get one. Learned my lesson until the Halloween Dance in August. Then will try, surfing with a corn broom.




I would never try this in real life. Ya Right!!!! ;)) That depends on the number of Pina Coladas and the circumstances I guess. LOL

Friday, July 11, 2008

Confused

I feel bland...lost a bit...had a set back with something in my life yesterday and it really struck me to my core...
i am not sure how to proceed and don't know that i even want to anymore
to quote rocky horror "i grow weary of this world"
not suicidal...just fed up
i am tired of working my ass off for incompetent management
trying to make life better for others, when it sucks mine dry
i'm just so freaking tired of it all..

sorry i had to vent and this was a safe place for me...feel free to remove the post...Daisy

Friday, June 20, 2008

This day...

I was so bored in the office that I could not concentrate on writing about the interbank lending ratesssssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Only a man could have invented something so deadly boring that I would rather chew off my own hand and flail the keyboard randomly with my bleeding stump instead of write another sentence about the topic.

So instead I looked for pictures of cats.

And I found this......

When life gets you down, look for pictures of cats

Monday, June 2, 2008

Pictures of the Trip to British Columbia

This is a picture of Lake Harrison at Harrison Hot Springs in British Columbia. Click on the link and it will take you to our web page for pictures of the Trip.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

This Day.....

If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,


Then you are Probably the Family Dog


Monday, April 28, 2008

Paper,Paper Everywhere




This Day our Mermaid swam back to her Kingdom under the Sea.

This day we discovered our Main Bathroom had been Toilet Papered.

They were just plonked down, not even "Over or Under."

Not just 1 roll but 8, even have a soggy one, found in the shower stall. I wonder who did that?? I must call in Inspector Gadget.

LOL. :))) Revenge is Sweet!! Ha, Aaargh

Friday, April 18, 2008

A Good Day in the Life of Daisy

Yesterday was oddly enough a good day...

I started out driving to work, noticed smoke coming from the car, drove it back home and on the way my passenger front tire blew off my car...
I made it back to the house...got the other car and just figured "stuff happens" and moved on...

At lunch, I got in the car to get an iced green tea and to relax in the park...a lady came up and said "Ma'am your tire is flat"
The same exact tire on the second car had flattened...now both tires are brand new...so I got to the nearest garage, aired it up and just figured "stuff happens"

It was very odd...but these flat tires took my mind off of everything else going on...and i was able to laugh at everything...

So while it may have been a nightmare most times...yesterday...was a good day!

Sunday, April 13, 2008

This Day.....

I am chilling out in Canada-land

Drinking coffee

Playing with a cat

Nagging the Old Tarf.

Does life get much better?