... I lost a friend after I told him to F*** off and die. Not in so many words. Actually in a lot more. I miss him, but he deserved it.
... I went to the Cinema on my own. First time for a year. And I thoroughly enjoyed it.
... I checked my Facebook a million times to see if my friend-not-friend had responded to my email, even though I told him he was never to respond to me this side of eternity.
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Er - like you're the only one with problems ?
Er - like you're the man with the time-sausage theory...
I went to the laundrette and after washing them put all my things in a drier and put in a quids worth of 20ps. Half an hour later I realised that the drier was not even warm and all my clothes were still wet and I had no more change...
Mutley
It's a life rule, when things are really bad for you, even more s*** seems to drop on your head.
Bugger me, a response !
There have been some exciting developments on the Time-Sausage thread. A fiery exchange between two friends of mine and one pricked sausage - inedible to my lady friend.
Agree with Hitch about the shit theory ... and the futility of being nice.
Clothes are dried here in Tuscany on a peasant-powered treadmill, fuelled by grappa and sambuca. Works wonders.
So Mutley made a 'Dogs Dinner of his Washing.
Merms: We had Paul Rankin Pork and Herb Sausages for supper last night, with parsnip, potato and mustard mash and smothered in onion gravy. I didn`t time the sausages when I cooked them, Does that count ?
Hitch: The S*** dropping on your head is from the Bluebird of Happiness. I speak as one who knows !
Tuscan I would like a Peasant, where does one get one ? We only have Scallies, Wags and Chavs in Leeverpool, sadly no Tuscan Peasants. Can I order one on E-Bay ?
There Merms, I thought I`d give you a hand as your life seems to be, a mixture of, A Dog`s Dinner, Sausage and Mash, the Bluebird of Hapiness and a Tuscan Peasant.
Ciao Ciao Bambino.
DI.xx
P.S. Please e-mail me, you promised !xxxxx
mutley i have done that before...i hate laundromats...the last time i went someone left something in the dryer where it was not readily visible and it ruined my clothes...
There, there m'dear,
Since I'm currently doing a spell of Guardian Angelship in the vountary sector, it occurred to me to offer you the following:
1: a true friend will always forgive a contrite heart. Try something handwritten.
2: Engage brain before opening mouth.
shit welcomes in shit, for sure. life's great innit. globus would forget the facebook thing and just delete 'em. if they meritted the fuck off and die treatment, they merit the FB delete treatment too.
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