Pill Popping Thirty SomethingsHola all and sundry! I hope that you are well and have had a wonderful Christmas!
I've just calculated that in the past three months, I have probably taken enough pills to get me put into the Priory, if I were wealthy enough for such a luxury holiday with various celebs.
I've ingested:
Lanzaprazole,
Prochlorperazine
Aspirin
Anadin extra
Nurofen Express
Vicks day medication
Sudafed night medication
Paracetamol
Lemsip
I've snorted:
Vicks First Defence
Vicks tubes
Vicks Vaporub (think there is a pattern emerging here)
I've injected
Something weird, a clear unctuous medication which was to line my stomach
And I've rubbed on
Vicks vaporub
Some herbal crap to cure headaches.
I think, on reflection, it would have been cheaper to buy a bottle of brandy and some smokes, for all the good all this has done me.
:(
5 comments:
my dad used to make us drink an 8oz glass of blackberry brandy when ill...he said it was a cureall...it would knock us out for 12 hours easy and by the time we woke...we were cured...amazing stuff! but i think it only worked cause it knocked us out and we weren't coughing and hacking all day just resting...
I agree there is some pattern here. Especially with the Vicks. Well my little Mermaid have a great New Years.
Here In NS another blooming snow storm for finishing off this year and welcoming in the next.
Hi, Ingsoc.
Or should that be ...
High Ingsoc ?
:-))
Hunter S Thompson swore by his favorite cure-all remedy..
Scotch & Nyquil.
Worth a try?
Hey Daisy - I've also discovered the healing powers of chocolate!
EK - Why Hi Ingsoc? I understand the joke, but who's ingsoc?
Daddy - thanks :) Mermins is feeling much better but in the past week I've eaten three pounds of chocolates... eeek!!
Donn - nice to meet you, thanks for dropping by - and for the hint. Would single malt work?
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